Government: "A Christian will know that more than likely they will vote republican because they conform as to the same ideals. Likewise a person from a minority group is more likely to vote democratic."
Sometimes I forget that Christians are the opposite of minorities. And that God is a registered Republican.
Things God Likes
- War
- Money
- George Bush
- Golf
- Other Stereotypically Republican Things
US History: "But probably the main difference between us and other countries is our patriotism. I know of no other country where people will do anything for their country. So while other people would try to hide and run away I believe that a lot of Americans would grab their flag and shotgun and run out of the house screaming "God Bless America.""
Personally, I would stop to grab my Budweiser. The flag is just going to get in the way.
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