ok, it's been a long time. i'm lazy. there have been good ones you all have missed out on. sorry about that. but i will share these gems:
art & music 4 (as in, a 4th grader wrote this): (assignment was to write a ballad with a specific rhyme scheme)
"One day A
I was walkin' with my boyfriend B
and he said "hey A
you wanna go 'round the bend B
and go to the bar"
and I said A
"yeh i'd love to" B
so I got the thought of beer out of my head A
I talked with him and yes its true B
I had a small cup of beer that night A
and I can't explain what it tasted like B
cause to my delight A
it tasted somewhat like sprite B"
Some Science-y Class (and god, i hope it was human anatomy): "The special functions the stomach performs is storing food, breaking down food into a mixture called hymen, and emptying hymen into the small intestine."
Gives a whole new twist on eating pussy, doesn't it.