Social Studies 5: “From 1750-1850 the Hawaiian people spoke their own language and did not have their own alphabet. This is an example of how they talked to each other: Lah-oo-wee-leewee-lee-noo-koo-noo-koo-oh-ee-oh-ee.”
Forensics: (on the Shroud of Turin) “N one really knows if it is the same cloth that raped JESUS' body. “
Man, innocent until proven guilty.
Government: "The President hands selects them himself."
Just like Thing on the Addams Family.