Government: "If somebody calls and says that they are going to bomb the whitehouse, that would be a legitimate threat. If somebody called and said they were going to push somebody into a lake, that would not be a legit threat."
ohhhh... i get it!
Government: "If the United States are at war, I think that we should know about it."
Secrets, secrets are no fun...
And now we're being sent home early because nothing here works! Yay!