Some Class: "Due to a few very recent celebrity deaths, I think that the subject of death will not be taken lightly for a while."
Man, it's a real bummer those celebrities took all the fun out of death.
Psychology: "Sometimes when people say they hear voices, it may just be their own voices thinking inside their head."
Deep thoughts, by (Not) Jack Handey.
U.S. History: [excerpt from the best bibliography ever - 6 of 7 sources were like this]
"(1) http://www.echeat.com/essay Ericp, What was the main cause of the American Revolution, Causes of the American Revolution, 2005
(2) http://www.cyberessays.com/History/108.htm Causes of the French Revolution, 2000-09"
Wow, that's some reliable information you got there. You know anything with "cheat" in the title has got to be good!