Government: "The war on terror has killed many American soldiers and reporters, and hurt many families in the U.S. I myself, do not think we should be at war at all. America is not improving relations with other countries by fighting with Iraq. It was a few terrorists who harmed us, not a few countries. In falt, more people die every year from peanut allergies, than terrorism. Why aren’t we at war with peanuts?"
You know, I've been wondering that myself.
Some class: "We are constantly giving criminals the upper hand by protecting unnecessary freedoms provided by the Constitution such as privacy and search and seizure. "
I must also include here the brilliant remarks of a fellow teacher, upon discovering this gem:
[Teacher]: I'm so anti privacy, I'm pro full frontal nudity.
[Teacher]: I HAVE NOTHING TO HIDE!
Me neither, friend. Me neither.
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